I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea..

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!.

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say..

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here..

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY..

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!.

I love this young people's music..

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request..

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick..

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!.

Money is the ultimate source of joy..

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt..

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend..

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy..

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?.