Some people say the camera loves me, the truth is, I love the camera..

I wouldn't miss the opening of a door..

The best part of a party is getting dressed to go..

I spend way more than I should...and way less than I want..

You don't want to buy a surprise, because then the surprise is how awful it looks on you..

I tell people all the time I want to be buried naked. I know there will be a store where I'm going..

I'm drunk when it comes to clothes..