The only thing the women were after was just the chance to help the world on. But some men were so dreadfully afraid of them that they refused to und….

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman..

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee..

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink..

Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women..

It is hopeless trying to go forward when you are looking backward..

We women talk too much, but even then we don't tell half what we know.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate..

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you..

I am sure that you will never end war with wars..

From the American newspapers you'd think America was populated solely by naked women and cinema stars..

Years ago, I thought old age would be dreadful, because I should not be able to do things I would want to do. Now I find there is nothing I want to d….

There is no such thing as a strictly woman's problem. Any question affecting the welfare of society is a woman's problem..

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing..

[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I ca….

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time..

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity..

Anyone's blood can become blue for a lump sum down..

I married beneath me. All women do..

The only thing I like about rich people is their money..

People who talk about peace are very often the most quarrelsome..