Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute..

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said,….

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?.

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine..

It's a human instinct to be known..

The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading..

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time..

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There….

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity..

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don….

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic..

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist..

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe..

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't u….

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many t….

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's p….

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing..

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay atte….

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise..