'The Producers' is a sort of a once in a lifetime kind of phenomenon, and I was grateful to be a part of it..

I'll always go back to the stage..

The reason I was in most of the movies I've done is that they paid for me to be in the theater..

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along.

I want the kind of career where I can move back and forth..

Kevin Costner. I love Kevin Costner. That's all I have to say. I love Kevin Costner..

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone..

There's a freedom there and an understanding of my career and the things I've done. I'm seen here as primarily a comic actor, which is OK, but I can ….

I'm really an honorary Jew, you know; all the best people are. I really do feel Jewish, even though I'm a Catholic. The way the Church has been behav….

I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk and go out with h….

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!.

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire..

But in order for anyone to become successful, sometimes you have to be that driven and focused, and maybe there isn't a lot left over for personal re….

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that..

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date..

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre..

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades..

A sitcom is the closest thing for me to doing stage because you work in front of an audience, and if it's well written it can be very satisfying..

Hollywood... Real diamonds, fake breasts..

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best..

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown..