We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a pe….

I'll rail against what I think is wrong..

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense..

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded..

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people..

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it..

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you..

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well..

It's about food. It's about your home. It's about your life. The government is worried about all of the above. All I'm saying is you should be worrie….

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference..

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day..

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln..

Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever..

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be tax….

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrockete….

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time fo….

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get..

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten..

With Iran's long history of lies and non-cooperation, why are we talking to them? Why are we giving them legitimacy?.