How lucky my life is that I have two arms, and two legs, and ten fingers with which to make things out of wood..

Your dreams are always going to seem much more profound to you then they are to your friend..

Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment..

Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family..

Technically, we're all half centaur..

Follow your gut, make a choice, and throw yourself into it. If you make a mistake, then you have merely afforded yourself a valuable lesson..

I have a ridiculously beautiful wife who's super sexy, and as long as she's happy with me, I don't need to look in the mirror and think, "How do I st….

Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would suggest you alter something much mor….

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?.

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole..

Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer..

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza..

If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reas….

Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcoh….

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it..

We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air freshener….

It's taken me a lot of years to peel away my own layers..

Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you..

And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do..

Always maintain the attitude of a student. If you think you've done learning, bitterness sets in, but if you have more to achieve every day, in any a….

No matter how you decide to spend a little more time on your gestures of giving, the point is just quite simply that you do..