When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty..

I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out ….

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to s….

Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game.

All's fair if you have a really good attorney..

Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl sa….

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section..

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup..