Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force an….

The more one produces, the less one gets..

The most unsuccessful three years in the education of cost estimators appears to be fifth-grade arithmetic..

Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing..

Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent….

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers..

Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average ou….

If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance..

Soloist are inspiring in Opera and perhaps even in small entreprenurial ventures, but there is no place for them in large corporations..

A billion saved is a billion earned..

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases..

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters..

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice..

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to..

A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist..

People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again..

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better..

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected..

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast,….

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D..