I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home..

I like the effect drink has on me..

I do not live in the world of sobriety..

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be..

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it..

You meet a better class of person in pubs..

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important..

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail..

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat..

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again..

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth..

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ….

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her praw….

I'm really a pacifist..

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then..

Awe and respect are two different things..

If the money's right, I'll do a film..

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more..

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily bel….

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresp….