I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail..

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then..

You meet a better class of person in pubs..

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth..

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresp….

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the righ….

I'm really a pacifist..

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ….

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher..

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important..

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily bel….

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat..

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her praw….

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink mys….

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it..

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!.

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more..

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well..

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it..