Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement..

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save….

If you stand up for women, then don't bash me..

I realize my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be..

How many of you have had a crush on a teacher? I mean, remember that Physics professor? Law One is so steamy, I'm getting worked up just thinking abo….

I try to have sex as much as I can..

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't..

I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made..

You see people who get so many big opportunities, and they take them, and they're not ready..

I hate running. I know I'm curvier - I know I'm small, but I'm not ripped. But I make a choice to be that way. I realize my arms aren't as toned as H….

Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to b….

Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something..

I'm a 'What you see is what I want you to see' kind of girl . . . When I first started, I just wanted to be perfect. I wanted to say I loved bunnies ….

I love dressing up in superhero outfits and in fact, when I dress up as Wonder Woman, I actually think that I'm more powerful..

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around..

With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character..

I literally hate working out..

I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical u….

Nerd. Geek. Used to be if you self-identified that way, you'd get thrown into a locker and never have sex. Or worse, whatever that is. But to me and ….

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out..

Basically, I'm living the life of an actress in L.A. And I've recently had some pretty good fortune..