Time was when the average person could pay as he goes. Nowadays he has to pay as he comes and goes..

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech..

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle..

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it..

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk..

One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy..

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it..

Placing the blame is a bad habit, but taking the blame is a sure builder of character.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences..

The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep..

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house..

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice..

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances..

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see..

One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy - whether he knows it or ….

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain..

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man..

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt..

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done..

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive..

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself..