Occupation: Author Birth: April 30, 1960
that's as nutty as squirrel turds.
He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, ….
A heart's a hard thing to live without. I should know. I've tried it," he said..
We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally..
Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish..
Blood Leads to Humanity, Spirit Leads to Night, and Earth Completes..
And, as Stevie Rae would have said, Kalona was as wrong as manboobs..
Also pay attention if a tree or whatnot says something about two bulls..
Grandma Redbird: Honey, you have to move past this. Zoey: How Grandma? Grandma Redbird: By living the life she'd be proud of you for living..
I'll find you again. Even if it takes a hundred of those years..
Aye, wumman, if it's truly romantic, then it must be Scottish..
We stand separate from the world because of our gifts. Never forget that, because you may be sure the world never will..
A sense of belonging is not physical. We cant find it by changing where we live or what we do. We have to carry it within us.
No problem, I'll get a penguin to show us.
You can't win integrity and honor from games. You can only earn them from living a life dedicated to those ideals..
There's power in the truth, just like there's power in making the right choice.
Comfort is for the lazy and the ugly." Aphrodite.
Warrior, when you pledge yourself to the service of a High Priestess, the goal is not to frighten her to death but to protect your lady from death..
You need to check out his body using your super Spidey Otherworld senses..
I think real forgiveness is a gift someone has to earn, and I don’t even have to worry about Kalona asking for my forgiveness unless he’s worthy of e….
Actually, the zapping light was kinda like Sookie’s fairy-light-thing. Do you think there’s any chance I’m a fairy?” “No, Z. Focus. True Blood is fic….