Joan was nothing more than a friend. He was not in love with her. One does not fall in love with a girl whom one has met only three times. One is att….

A little bit added to what you've already got gives you a little bit more..

Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound..

It is the bungled crime that brings remorse..

Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was the same..

Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred..

It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you..

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has ….

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes….

When you have been just told that the girl you love is definitely betrothed to another, you begin to understand how Anarchists must feel when the bom….

When you're alone you don't do much laughing..

What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?.

It was loud in spots and less loud in other spots, and it had that quality which I have noticed in all violin solos of seeming to last much longer th….

I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw….

The stationmaster's whiskers are of a Victorian bushiness and give the impression of having been grown under glass..

Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots of fellows have a….

New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed..

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine..

Work, the what's-its-name of the thingummy and the thing-um-a-bob of the what d'you-call-it..

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of put….

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious..