My uncle was the first one in my family to get a telephone. It was like going to the moon. He came running over to tell us, and we were so proud. A t….

One of my sisters wanted to be an opera singer. So, we spent a few dollars to try to train her, because Italian people would like to have an opera si….

When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom?.

When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the oil would drip out of the bag….

I'm the best at being lucky..

I was the worst bricklayer in the world. I can show you buildings I worked on - they're a hazard. I closed a window one time. I forgot to set back a ….

I remember on Thanksgiving all the kids wanted the drumstick. There were four of us then. Well, today you can go into the supermarket and get 12 drum….

I say, when you tell the truth, you never offend nobody, particularly if you do it with dignity..

I knew I loved it because I could take the failures. I was like a professional fighter - they're beat 20 times in a row and they just want that one w….