I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later..

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep..

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified ….

There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happ….

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user.

If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged arena of ce….

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle….

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together. Imagine being part o….

There is a reason the Democrats have had only two Presidents since 1968 and have managed to lose control of both houses of Congress in recent years. ….

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would ….

Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it.

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me..

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends..

The most important political task facing the out-of-power party - the Democrats for now - is creating a villain to run against. It's certainly easier….

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!.

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants.

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer..

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one.