The only thing that dictates whether I respond to someone is whether I have something interesting to say in return. I respond to people I don't know ….

First tweet, best tweet, I always think. I try not to work them too much or else they get Pie Dough Disease, which is where the dough has been to too….

There's no law against a sentence existing in two places at once, unlike humans, who are no longer allowed to bilocate because it confuses the cops t….

I don't experience much loneliness, oddly. Sometimes I have thought I was lonely and it turned out I was in reality wanting a snack, just like someti….

Here's what I think: the best author photo ever taken is the author photo of you holding your extra-large engulfing rabbit and looking straight at th….

I tweet when the tweet arrives. Never force a tweet or you will hurt your babymaker - and this is true of literature as well..