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One day you look out and the audience consists of 65,000 people. It's like looking in the mirror and one day you realise you've gone grey.

I think the best post-breakup album is The Strokes' first album. It's just fun.

I'm trying to write a TV show. Ideally it would be just a reality-TV show, getting the guy who played Eddie Winslow and Kirk Cameron to live in a house. The Jehovah's Witnesses would come to the house a lot or something like that. I kind of like the idea of Scientologists and Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses trying to convert Kirk Cameron.

The owner of Spotify is worth something like 3 billion dollars ... he's richer than Paul McCartney and he's 30 and he's never written a song.

Rock & roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world.

The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.

Tune into my new lifetime movie. 'Dislocated shoulder' airing right now.