Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz..

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear..

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End..

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma..

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!.

You cannot stop the unstoppable.

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you..

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are..

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!.