Occupation: Comedian Birth: January 27, 1969
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think….
I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports..
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast..
You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not..
Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes..
Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what I was doing and I was going to work just as hard as I d….
I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as a….
I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache..
I like confounding expectations. I can expand what it is I am able to do, and hopefully get to do more weird, interesting projects like this. There's….
I really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting. And I just want more interesting jobs. I just want to keep doing st….
When you act, you're being asked to pretend in a very rigid, controlled environment. It's very un-childlike. So a lot of times, when you put kids in ….
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil..
One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown at South by Southwest. If I can help get their stu….
I'm such a bookworm, and I'm such a people-watcher. It took the Internet a while to catch on in Ireland, because the culture there is, you go to the ….
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
I'm so beyond genre, drama, comedies, I just want to do really good, interesting projects..
I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I expre….
Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself..
The truly great actors, like Charlize Theron, are just like, "I'm an actor. For hire. I show up, I do my job." There's no "I'm just waiting for the i….
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and le….
Even if it's other people, like on MySpace pages, we're just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world we're in..