I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming pe….

There's something kind of beautiful about that pure love of things. Like, "I'll show that I love the thing I love by hating everything else.".

I'm going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I really, really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting. A….

Just think of yourself as starting from zero every time. That's what I do with every new role. I'm at zero, and I'm going to do the work..

I like confounding expectations. I can expand what it is I am able to do, and hopefully get to do more weird, interesting projects like this. There's….

There's no destination. There's no getting anywhere. There's just the going. The key to life is to make the going really fun. Because people that are….

I really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting. And I just want more interesting jobs. I just want to keep doing st….

I love the beginning of Magnolia, the thing about the dealer. That scene is genius. Brilliantly acted..

The apocalypse is coming, that's the one thing I like about George Bush, I really think he can get us into the ... apocalypse, like the BIBLICAL ... ….

You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early '90s, whose acts were a pitch for a sitcom. A lot of them were very funny, but there's nothing worse t….

As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions..

Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there is always someone who can think of ….

I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want to get into extended conversations with….

Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes..

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you..

What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right, everything is very politicized these days….

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats..

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now..

I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see..

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy..

I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird thing that I'm struggling with ….