I laughed all the way through Love Story..

I'm Liberace without a piano..

As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her….

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this ….

My following is straight. I'm so glad..

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and ….

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business..

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipe….

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage..

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a da….

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world..

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household..

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly..

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic..

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy….

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world..

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185..

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable..

Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name..