I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen..

No wonder circus animals do what they do: They tortured them. And you know the only ones they can't control? It's the chimpanzees. You can't control ….

I don't do drugs. Because my grandmother raised me. I think like an old, black, Southern woman. If I'd have done coke, I'd probably be cooking pancak….

Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Ob….

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is..

I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action..

Majority doesn't rule. One person can change the history of the world..

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats..

If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy..

I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive..

People ask me, when was my best time? I always say, 'Today.'.

White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that..

Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'.

There's no such thing as reverse racism..

When you know who you are, you know who you are. That's the real dangerous thing in Hollywood, because they all want to create you and mold you..

People in America worship money, and a white man's face on a green piece of paper does not make me wealthy. My health makes me wealthy. I used to wor….

If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored..

What does it mean to be too black for Hollywood? It's self-explanatory. Hollywood has certain kinds of blacks that they like..

What does America love more than one white male?.

Racism is a form of insanity. Human beings became racist when they started talking. Speech has a lot to do with it..

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers..