I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting..

The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films..

We've polluted the stratosphere with these chlorine and bromine compounds, and because it's now colder, and because we have this change in the climat….

Twenty-five years ago I couldn`t walk down the street without being recognized. Now I can put a cap on, walk anywhere and no one pays me any attentio….

From salad dressings all blessings flow..

When you see the right thing to do, you'd better do it..

How many honest men do you know? Take the sinners away from the saints, you're lucky to end up with Abraham Lincoln..

The problem with getting older is you still remember how things used to be..

A man can only be judged by his actions, and not by his good intentions or his beliefs..

What could be better than to hold your hand out to people less fortunate than you are?.

Choose between yesterday and tomorrow..

If you have no enemies, you have no character. Taking a stand always creates opposition..

Watching something is nothing like doing it..

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black..

Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers..

I've been accused of being aloof. I'm not. I'm just wary..

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down..

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you..

So you wound up with Apollo/If he's sometimes hard to swallow/Use this..

The concept that a person who has a lot holds his hand out to someone who has less, or someone who isn't hurting holds his hand out to someone who is….

When the idea came up, (Newman's Own) I said, "Are you crazy? Stick my face on the label of salad dressing?" And then, of course, we got the whole id….