It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career..

It's born of sheer laziness. My signature dishes are salads, hamburgers and popcorn. That's not the kind of stuff that gets you an entry in the disti….

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor. You don't want any woman to look un….

I wish I could recall with clarity the impulse that compelled me to help bring this camp into being. I'd be pleased if I could announce a motive of l….

I'm a very competitive person. I always have been. And it's hard to be competitive about something as amorphous as acting. But you can be competitive….

...." I was rather discouraged when I discovered that Paul and Hotch had no marketing survey, no business plan, no budget, no organized strategy for ….

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ, whaddya know - I'm still around!' It's ….

I think Hollywood is in love with sequels. If it's successful once, just jazz it up and shoot it out there again. I think it's unfortunate..

For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac..

Admit it. I'm the best you ever seen, Fats. I'm the best there is. And even if you beat me, I'm still the best..

From salad dressings all blessings flow..

People like to do what they used to do after they've stopped being able to do it..

A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned..

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down..

I would like it if people would think that beyond Newman, there's a spirit that takes action, a heart, and a talent that doesn't come from my blue ey….

While progress should never come to a halt, there are many places it should never come to at all..

If I ever feel like I’m doing something I’ve done before, I scrap it and start over again..

You got to have two things to win. You got to have brains and you got to have balls. Now you've got too much of one and not enough of the other..

I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on….

You only grow when you are alone..

I'm a great believer in luck and the extraordinary role that plays in all of our lives..