It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken..

I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable..

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?.

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya..

Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous..

Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood..

I don't want to sound like Catherine Cookson but I've worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and veg shop. Taking a pay cut won'….

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rat….

I've frequently been asked over the years who Lily Savage was based on and I've always answered that it was no one in particular and she was just a f….

I dont live with people, thats why my relationships last. Im not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand Id….

The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone..

I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hu….

I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV..

Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula..

I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working..

I like a Blackpool breakfast, me - 20 ciggies and a pot of tea..

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show..

I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals..

Times are hard and friends are few.