It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist..

The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the thin….

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it coul….

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got..

I know you are, but what am I?.

I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people l….

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids..

I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree..

People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it..

I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility..

I've always been very interested in ensemble work. One reason why I don't go out and do a stand-up act is that I did it once and I found it unsatisfy….

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work..

I remember one play [when I was kid] was about this murderous mad scientist, and my whole part was to be the guy who got thrown into a vat of acid as….

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side. And I think that….

I was looking to be pale, you know, like the kind of person who has that pigment in their skin where no matter what the weather is they have pink che….

The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from….

I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me..

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you sho….

I just feel in a lot of ways black people are so much looser and cooler. Just as a culture, it's so much more real..

I can sit in the room with the other writers and just keep saying no until there's something I really like or until I come up with something. In that….