Occupation: Actor Birth: August 27, 1952
The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know..
It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist..
I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got..
The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the thin….
I don't really want to direct myself, but I'm certainly torn in that direction..
I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people l….
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!.
I know you are, but what am I?.
I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it coul….
I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me..
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you sho….
The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from….
I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time..
There were nude pictures... a lot of it is erotic or sexual. But I don't view my collection as dirty in any way. I view it as art..
I'd love to direct, and I think I'd be a great director, but... I've been approved by the studio to direct, which I think is a cool jump of faith for….
I remember one play [when I was kid] was about this murderous mad scientist, and my whole part was to be the guy who got thrown into a vat of acid as….
I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work..
I can sit in the room with the other writers and just keep saying no until there's something I really like or until I come up with something. In that….
I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree..
We're in a situation now where fewer and fewer small films get made. People want these big giant tentpole sort of things, and I don't know, it's gett….
It's the most natural progression for me to becoming a singing sensation next. And so many people have offered to be on it. Eddie Van Halen... and Pr….