I wasn't a great improviser when I started there; I'm not really up on current events. I would always just mug, just try to get my laughs from making….

There were nude pictures... a lot of it is erotic or sexual. But I don't view my collection as dirty in any way. I view it as art..

The original suit was designed by a guy named Mr. Jay from Hollywood. But nowadays I'm having the suit duplicated. At this point I have about three g….

I feel the only way I'm going to be successful in moving on is if I keep a separation..

I've been super lucky in that I've either been in or helped create situations where I do what I want. I'm super lucky. I get to do what I want and cr….

Why would I, in a million years, want to do anything even remotely having to do with child molestation on a children's show? See, I take having a kid….

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herma….

I usually go in ahead of time, like at a rehearsal, or a meeting, and tell them, "It may appear that I'm going to go haywire, but I'm not." I always ….

I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people generally are just a little afraid..

You'd get on the plane; and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you'd have Linda Gray, O.J. Simps….

I'm going to try to do as many styles as I can. A salsa number, rock and roll, country.... I've talked to a million people about it. Obviously, I'd l….

A large part of the reason I want to be so mysterious is so that I can move on and do something serious at some point in my career X years from now. ….

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of..

In my experience I haven't met too many uptight black people. I'm sure they're out there. Like I'm some big authority and I've lived in the inner cit….

I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice..

People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it..

I just feel in a lot of ways black people are so much looser and cooler. Just as a culture, it's so much more real..

I've always been very interested in ensemble work. One reason why I don't go out and do a stand-up act is that I did it once and I found it unsatisfy….

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side. And I think that….

The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from….

I was looking to be pale, you know, like the kind of person who has that pigment in their skin where no matter what the weather is they have pink che….