My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric..

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that..

I was at a dinner party with a group of people, and we were talking about fake names. You know, how its difficult to come up with a really great fake….

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet..

I never thought of myself as a comedic actor. I didn't go to Second City, that's not my background, I'm not a comic, I studied theater and my career ….