My mother was always in those films where it's the end of the world and a meteor's about to hit London; there's only six people left, and one of them….

Now I'm starting, relatively, to think straight again. I live one day at a time, one hour at a time. What makes it all worthwhile is my children..

Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants..

I don't remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites; we were….