I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up..

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel..

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my ….

I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips..

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches..

My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike….

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula..

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called..

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!.

This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh..

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything..

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs..

I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ..

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer..

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God..

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids..

I love being on tour and having my own tour bus..

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about..

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive..

Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach..