the most all-around, practical, long-wearing illusions are the ones that you weave yourself..

When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much..

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about..

When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting ready to announce the shatt….

it isn't true, by the way, that nothing is as bad as you think it's going to be. Some things are exactly as bad as you thought they were going to be,….

I recently adopted for my own a good motto I saw somewhere, on a barroom mirror or possibly a washroom wall: 'The time you enjoyed wasting wasn't was….

Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do..

The subject of men and women is absolutely fraught with sex, which is as it should be..

Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks..

Every idea is my last. I feel sure of it. So, I try to do the best with each as it comes and that's where my responsibility ends. But I just don't wa….

The same fire that hardens the egg will melt the butter; and much depends on the personality type, whether you customarily rise to a challenge or whe….

Kitchens were different then, too - not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling smells different from a frozen pie….

You may have noticed, as I have, that if ever you find yourself declaring emphatically and unequivocally that you will never do some one particular t….

It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one..