Mauricio Pellegrino has the pace of a tricycle with a flat tyre ridden by Luciano Pavarotti, and the turning speed of an oil tanker with its anchor s….

It is an indication of Chelski's warped finances that even successive titles can be regarded as failure. Spend unprecedented sums and only unpreceden….

Is it unprecedented for two goalkeepers employed in a match comprising seven goals to be the fixture's most competent protagonists?.

Titus Bramble: The only explanation for his existence in the Premiership is that he is already here..

Arsenal's never-improving injury list increasingly attracts curiosity rather than sympathy..

In comparison to the emotionally-charged axing of a striker, Ruud van Nistelrooy, who averaged 30 goals a season, even the sale of David Beckham for,….

In a manner akin to the influence of Tiger Woods on the other side of the Atlantic, Thierry Henry has helped kick down a few of the remaining bigoted….

On Saturday morning, one of the two teams still unbeaten in the Premiership occupied a modest seventh place. It is an illustration of the relentless ….

But before Derby go, would they mind telling the rest of the Premier League - the league which it has debased with its pathetically-inadequate presen….

A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness..

It is a certainty that Keegan would not have agreed to return unless Mike Ashley had committed to sanctioning a mammoth spending spree. The downside,….

In a bygone era, penalty-takers would put their laces through the ball and threaten to put a permanent bulge in the netting. For reasons that remain ….