A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one..

It had to go in, but it didn't..

Daei's all alone here, with four Chelsea defenders for company..

What a debut for the young goalkeeper, as a striker..

Alan Smith... very much a striker, by reputation... and by fact.

Tottenham ice their sublime cake with the ridiculous..

The referee was only five or seven yards away from that incident..

The crowd...a cacophony of colour.