Very little happens in my books..

I'd rather live precariously in my own office than comfortably in somebody else's..

You don't like it when a French housewife gets mad at you. If she gets steam behind her, she is an unstoppable creature..

The day when a Frenchman switches from the formality of vous to the familiarity of tu is a day to be taken seriously. It is an unmistakable signal th….

Sundays in France have a different atmosphere to other days, with fewer phone calls, no postman, no delivery men and no one banging on the door..

I have a very set routine. I work six days a week, but only half days. I work from 9 in the morning till 1 in the afternoon, without any interruption….

Next to the defeated politician, the writer is the most vocal and inventive griper on earth. He sees hardship and unfairness wherever he looks. His a….

Day after day we looked for rain, and day after day we saw nothing but the sun. Lavender that we had planted in the spring died. The patch of grass i….

Sunglasses must be kept on until an acquaintance is identified at one of the tables, but one must not appear to be looking for company. Instead, the ….

Nowadays, if you have a journey, albeit a simple one, you consider yourself lucky if nothing happens..

The funny thing in France is that writers are not allowed to retire, because the French government say you are still earning money from books you wro….

Depending on the inflection, ah bon can express shock, disbelief, indifference, irritation, or joy - a remarkable achievment for two short words..

Prescription for writer’s block: fear of poverty..

I have a terrible weakness for collecting snatches of other people's conversations, and occasionally I'm rewarded with unusual fragments of knowledge….

Good manners make any man a pleasure to be with. Ask any woman..

The great thing about having money is that you can actually just get on with your life and not have to think about paying the bills or crouch over Th….

It is at a time like this, when crisis threatens the stomach, that the French display the most sympathetic side of their nature. Tell them stories of….

The English kill their meat twice: once when they slaughter it and once when they cook it..

There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . ..

Best advice I've ever received: Finish..

Why not make a daily pleasure out a daily necessity..