Occupation: Film Actor Birth: September 8, 1925 Death: July 24, 1980
To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience..
We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?.
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed..
Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth, Dr. Strangelove "resurrects" himself, miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical, ….
I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, "Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get of….
François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind..
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working..
Criticism should be done by critics, and a critic should have some training and some love of the medium he is discussing. But these days, gossip-colu….
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded..
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds..
Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth..
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is ….
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room..
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer de….
I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen..
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious).
You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau..
When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it..
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun..
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this..
To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat..