You are. I'm just fatalistically cheerful. We all come into the story halfway through, we all catch up as best we can, and we're all gonna die before….

But pattern-matching doesn't equal comprehension..

Brains are survival engines, not truth detectors..

But when the flash flood crosses your path, when the lion leaps at you from the grasses, advanced self-awareness is an unaffordable indulgence. The b….

Property damage is so much easier to live with than murder..

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert.