I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big.

I did not come to Washington to be loved, and I have not been disappointed..

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog..

I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want..

All over the world, people want to know what kind of people Texans are, and I explain that Texans are America's ideal Americans..

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear..

Granting amnesty to people who broke the law penalizes the millions of people who are waiting to come to America legally..

...we will not grant amnesty to illegal aliens in this Congress or, hopefully ever again. We did that once. Everybody said it was a one time deal. We….

Sophia Loren is not a citizen..

Thank God the economy is not as bad as you read in the newspaper every day..

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs..

Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again..

Balancing the budget is like going to heaven. Everybody wants to do it, but nobody wants to do what you have to do to get there..

Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are..

There's one form of bigotry that is still acceptable in America - that's the bigotry against the successful..

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going..

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis..

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat..

I look at subprime lending and I see the American dream in action..

Quite frankly, I think nothing could do more to immediately bolster national security then enabling us to produce more oil and gas here at home at a ….

The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from plain old ordinary people..