I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. … I have been immoral, drunk, high. I ran with the wicked people for 28 years and I ….

I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What ….

We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log ho….

You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else..

Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men..

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'.

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood..

We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television. You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if th….

I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the she….

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman..

My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.'.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me..

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts..

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women an….

This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter..

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas..

Three, four, five years, we’re out of here. You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last forever. No way..

We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job..

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot.

To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these d….

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our child….