The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield..

Wisdom is the booby prize given when you've been unwise..

Everything's either concave or -vex, so whatever you dream will be something with sex..

The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports..

Whenever you're called on to make up your mind, and you're hampered by not having any, the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find, is simply by s….

Foes of what's cooking see no worth behind it. Those that are looking for nothing will find it..

Wherever there is a single solution, that solution must always achieve some kind of maximum..

There is one art, no more, no less; to do all things with artlessness..

Art is always of fixed, determined solutions - not things that might as well be different..

When you feel how depressingly slowly you climb, it's well to remember that Things Take Time..

Somebody said that Reason was dead. Reason said: No, I think not so..

Naive you are if you believe life favours those who aren't naive..

Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable..

People are self-centered to a nauseous degree. They will keep on about themselves while I'm explaining me..

As eternity is reckoned there's a lifetime in a second..

Shun advice at any price - that's what I call good advice..

Love while you've got love to give. Live while you've got life to live..

if you posses more than just eight things then y o u are possessed by t h e m.

We shall have to evolve problem-solvers galore since each problem they solve creates ten problems more..

If no thought your mind does visit, make your speech not too explicit..

Co-existence or no existence..