Now I've laid me down to die I pray my neighbors not to pry Too deeply into sins that I Not only cannot here deny But much enjoyed as life flew by..

Film is the greatest educational medium the world has ever known..

When the last dime is gone, I'll sit on the curb outside with a pencil and a ten cent notebook and start the whole thing over again..

You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one..

After I saw a couple of pictures put out by my fellow comedy-directors, which seemed to have abandoned the fun in favor of the message, I wrote Sulli….

The most incredible thing about my career is that I had one..

A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a living room. An arrival is better that a departure.….

I did all my directing when I wrote the screenplay. It was probably harder for a regular director. He probably had to read the script the night befor….

I should have had the pickle..