Occupation: Royal Knight Of The Garter Birth: June 10, 1921
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys.".
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!.
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody..
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans..
Constitutionally I don't exist..
I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing..
The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more develo….
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family..
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people..
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years..
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife..
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation..
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance..
Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease..
Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival. We're in for a major disaster if it isn't curbed...We have ….
Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?.
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels..
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer..
You bloody silly fool!.
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing..
It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend..