Occupation: Author
You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.….
It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians..
Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention." "Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson. D….
The first expert said he had attention deficit disorder. The second expert said the first was out of order. One said he was autistic, another that he….
Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems. Books can, for example, g….
But there were other, vaguer, harder-to-pin-down feelings, like: a pit in the stomach that means something is either really good or really bad or bot….
Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional..
Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they….
One dictionary defines denouement as "a final part in which everything is made clear and no questions or surprises remain." By that definition, it is….
Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to ignore them if you'….
Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end..
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Veronica ran out to tell Amber the shocking news - and returned in less than a minute with another message for Yo-Yoji: "Amber says she was watching ….
The name of this book is mysterious..
You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed..
Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common - a sense of humor. That doesn't mean t….
Better to cry wolf over and over than never to cry wolf at all..
Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way).
Despite my vanity, I fear for my sanity..
But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?.
*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are tho….