Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives..

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes..

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you en….

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore..

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone..

Success only hurts the first time..

The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me..

People age even when you're not looking..

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise..

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds..

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at yo….

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses..

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later..

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman..

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them..

Desperate is not a sexual preference..

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make….

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions..

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger..

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable..

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your o….