You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make….

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens..

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense..

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner..

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better..

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie t….

Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful..

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be..

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you..

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them..

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple..

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to….

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in you….

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work..

Death likes it when you play hard to get..

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it..

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it..

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to ….