This won't stop her from getting elected," Shane said. "Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy. And the crazy." "….

Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough..

Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end..

She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out in the middle of the pra….

How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?" "I sweat perfume. Like all girls..

Talk. I'll just wait' shall I? Because my mission to save this town is of no importance whatsoever next to your girl talk."- Myrnin "Oh, shut up, you….

Did that remind anybody else of something?" "Yes," Eve said, tapping her lower lip with a bloodred fingernail. "How much I need to shave her head whi….

You are the weirdest girl ever.” “Please. You live with Eve..

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress..

Excuse me? You're a lady?" "I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing the subject..

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful..

Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me..

The only way to stop a rebellion is to crush it with blood and fire, and to wound them so they'll never dare to raise a hand again..

micheal sighed and closed his eyes for a moment'i'm not sure that was a good idea claire:it will be if you go see her tonight and tell her well watev….

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole..

His gaze brushed over her, abstract and hungry. "You burn so very brightly, you know" "Yeah," she muttered. "You said..

It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you.

You're just full of awesome; did you know that?.

There were things out there in the world, things that vampires feared, and now those things were here. She was only seconds out of a very light, fitf….

Want me to warm up the sauce?” “Do we do that? I mean, it’s in a jar, right? Can’t you just dump it over the pasta?” “Well, you can, but it tastes be….

I'm fine with Nature's way, as long as Nature keeps it out of *my* way..