I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin.

I'd blurted out the question only to keep him from noticing that I was working my hands free, but the Warden behind me, some young brown-haired surfe….

Your education or your life, Claire. I'd rather you be alive and a little bit dumber..

Jealous?" "Maybe." "No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse..

The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast.

He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shan….

Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne.

Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one,….

Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned it. "What? It's what girls d….

Seriously,” Shane said, “this kind of is the worst situation we’ve ever been in, right?” “Speak for yourself,” Michael said. “I got myself killed las….

Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then..

Maybe she'd seen too many Japanese horror movies, and maybe it was just a tingle of warning from generations of superstitious ancestors, but suddenly….

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to….

Look, I hate good-byes, too. But sometimes, we need them just to survive..

What’s burning?” “Your brain..

Mind the dead man, my dear..

Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious..

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said.….

Michael might have become a vampire, but watching him stand outside in the night air, breathing in his freedom Claire thought that was as human as it….

I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week..

People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children..