You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT.

Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will p….

Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries.

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!.

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, so….

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!.

Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness..

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max")..

Let your inner DORK shine through..

Better late than never."-Dork Diaries.