Occupation: Cartoonist Birth: May 15, 1936
There's no such thing as a mistake, really. It's just an opportunity to do something else..
'Happiness is a Small Politician' - my mantra then and forever more..
Like you do about Nelson Mandela, you can't help feeling the guy's a good man..
Americans live with the certain knowledge that the source of their greatness has not yet been released..
Man has an innate capacity for violence, but can only justify it in the name of justice..
Whores get bow-legged and bankers get mean, which is strange when you think that if whores get bow-legged, bankers should get generous, but they neve….
I am an artist, I trade in uncertainty and superstition and cant. I invent dark visions of impossible situations that can never be resolved..
I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other..
Business should never be allowed to justify mean, thug ugly deals for any reason..
What I used to do with a passion, foolishly and vainly imagining I would change the world for the better, I no longer tolerate in myself or anyone el….
Moral authority has been laid to rest, world opinion is no more than a game show and the difference between good and evil is about as relevant as cha….
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth..
Half of art is accident, but there is no accident without free experiment..
America is ripe for lies and lethargy. The pure mountain air is going and gone. It is a huge burden and a sadness for us all..
Whats a gonzotic frenzy? Well its me in the throes of an ink splattering attempt to capture the feeling I have at that particular time..
I see if I can make human beings look like reptiles..
I have even written a book about Wine called The Grapes of Ralph..
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories..
I am ashamed of a human race that can continue to allow the sordid ambitions of politicized groups who genuinely feel that right is on their side, an….
Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something monstrous before we die..
Beware of privilege. It stinks of rotten fish heads, many of which were lapping the shore beneath the jetties..