As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad..

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you..

My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be ….

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support..

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude..

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles..

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy..